Daisyspeak

If I were a month I would be: November
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day I would be: midnight
If I were a planet I would be: Saturn
If I were a sea animal I would be: Can I be a mermaid? Hee.
If I were a direction I would be: Diagonally upwards
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: Bed
If I were a sin I would be: Lust.
If I were a historical figure I would be: Queen Elizabeth
If I were a liquid I would be: Massage oil
If I were a stone, I would be: pebble on the beach
If I were a bird, I would be: sparrow
If I were a tool, I would be: screwdriver
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: daisy (was there ever any doubt?)
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: rainy day
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: the piano
If I were an animal, I would be: bear (winks at shwang)
If I were a color, I would be: blue
If I were an emotion, I would be: provoked
If I were a vegetable, I would be: celery
If I were a sound, I would be: wind blowing
If I were an element, I would be: oxygen
If I were a car, I would be: a sleek convertible that purrs
If I were a song, I would be: Wish I Never Saw The Sun Shine - Beth Orton
If I were a book, I would be written by: Graham Greene
If I were a food, I would be: celery and watermelon juice
If I were a place, I would be: Sorrento Ocean Beach
If I were a material, I would be: satin
If I were a taste, I would be: bland.
If I were a scent, I would be: sun after the rain
If I were a word, I would be: cellar
If I were an object, I would be: a ring
If I were a body part I would be: the heart
If I were a facial expression I would be: bored
If I were a subject in school I would be: english literature
If I were a cartoon character I would be: wakko yakko and dot (all three together)
If I were a shape I would be: hexagon
If I were a number I would be: 21