Daisyspeak

1. I am a control freak.
2. I am scared of bean sprouts.
3. And capsicums.
4. And eggplants.
5. And onions.
6. In that order.
7. I need to walk for at least an hour each day, or I will get very disgruntled.
8. I cannot tolerate slow vehicles.
9. I like speed. Alot of speed. :)
10. I would like to think I can cook. Well.
11. I am a health freak.
12. I like wheatgrass juice.
13. I can't say no to babies, or cute kids, or him
14. I do not like any form of soda.
15. My favourite colour is blue.
16. My favourite colour to wear is red.
17. I have naturally wavy hair and I hate it. Though I'm trying to make the most of it now.
18. I am horrendously flat-footed.
19. I can't shop for shoes in Singapore. Or Asia.
20. I can only date guys who wear boxers.
21. I believe in God.
22. But I have doubts about everything else.
23. So I don't go to church.
24. I am big on colour coordination.
25. I can't drive. yet.
26. I believe in consumer therapy. I can spend alot of money.
27. I would rather go without food than to go without new clothes.
28. I'm painfully shy.
29. But I pretend to be totally sociable.
30. I get panic attacks from the most obscure ocassions.
31. I am horrendously claustrophobic.
32. Somehow, I've overcame my fear of heights though. Almost.
33. Because of 32., I cried for five days at Outward Bound Singapore.
34. It is the most traumatising experience in my life.
35. I think I'm fat.
36. I'm always thirsty. I drink at least three litres of water a day.
37. And I must shower at least twice a day.
38. I think baths are dirty.
39. I intend to go into academia or become a librarian.
40. Or get married and have two kids. A son, then a daughter.
41. I see myself as an introvet; but the rest of the world sees me as an extrovet.
42. I have imaginary friends.
43. Books. Sex. Food. In that order.
44. I am an antithesis of myself.
45. I fuck up relationships.
46. I don't have a single non-fucked up relationship.
47. I've been in love once, and I am still in limbo with regards to it.
48. I'm a prude.
49. But I'm liberal and easy in the eyes of many.
50. I talk too myself too often.
51. I sing to myself whenever I'm alone.
52. I have no tolerance for unconscious blatant stupidity.
53. I get misunderstood all the time. When I'm friendly, people think I'm flirty; when I'm happy, people think I'm crazy.
54. I am not attracted to blondes.
55. I do not like Australia.
56. I'm an Anglophile who is also pro-America. And I adore Hongkong and Taiwan.
57. And I have an unexplainable crush on Karen Mok.
58. Other than that, I'm almost 99.99% straight.
59. I'm a sucker for men.
60. I despise feminists.
61. Or misogynists.
62. I'm very proud of my smile. Then my ass. No kidding.
63. Though the left butt cheek is significantly smaller than the right one.
64. I will be eternally grateful to the person who can rectify that.
65. If I don't shape my eyebrows, I will look like poohbear.
66. I like to sleep naked. Or in cotton undies. But I can't do that in Singapore.
67. I have an obsession with moisturisers.
68. People must always walk on my right.
69. I have a perpetual backache.
70. I can crack everybone in my body, but not at the same time.
71. My grand-dad is the most precious person in my life.
72. I really like Who's The Boss and F.R.I.E.N.D.S
73. Other than that, I dont' really watch TV.
74. I kinda despise TV, and mass culture.
75. I'm just irritating.
76. Sad movies make me cry.
77. I have very sensitive skin.
78. Singapore's weather kills my skin.
79. I have alot of beauty products.
80. I never wear lipstick. I will eat it up.
81. I'm not good with make-up. I hardly put on make-up.
82. But I have an obsession with mascara. That's my idea of make-up.
83. I am very vain though.
84. I can be very mean to people.
85. Online shopping makes me hyperventilate.
86. I am superficial. I take looks into consideration in men.
87. I cannot stand people who whine or complain incessantly.
88. I have too many tangential thoughts.
89. I am talkative.
90. I can be really silent too.
91. I am very temperamental.
92. I've been in a cat fight once. I won. Because the other bitch was about to win and I got help from the guy in question.
93. I'm often accused of being emotionally manipulative.
94. Maybe I am.
95. I can't sleep.
96. I don't sleep.
97. I'm scared of the sun.
98. I love the sea.
99. I think I have a pretty good personality.
100. I am pretty loved by people around.
101. I smile too much.